Floor whispers: $STKS halted three times for being too green. Circuit breakers crying.
TICKER REGISTRY CONTRACT
CA: SOON_pumpFunMintAddressGoesHere1111111111
TRADE EXECUTION STEPS SETTLEMENT T+0
Open a Phantom wallet — your trading account (app or browser).
Fund the desk: load SOL from any exchange.
Route to pump.fun and paste the listing ID above.
Fill your order SOL → $STOCKS, then hold the position. No sell window.
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